Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
-- John Milton

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

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