Today's Crypo-Saying Answer is:
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).